The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to see air

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to become retarded

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to shed hair

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!