The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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To call me maybe

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to dance really well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!