The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall up.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to find lost socks.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!