The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to die at will

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to write a country song

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to have a small penis

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to burn ashes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!