The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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A healing punch

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The ability to lactate air.

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Find Waldo

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!