the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!