THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!