The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to make toast into bread

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Feeling people's depression.

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Balls.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!