The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to sleep

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to be born again

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!