- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your own back...

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

The power to look through glass.

The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

Pointless Super Powers