The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to die

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!