The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Invisible handwriting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!