The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!