The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!