The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to see through bones.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!