the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!