The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to only see glass.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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The power to die at will.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!