The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!