the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to turn into paper

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!