The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to think you have powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!