The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to die at will

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to die

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!