The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!