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The power to look into cheese.
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The power to understand math.
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Invisibility when people aren't looking.
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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers
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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.
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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.
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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.
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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.
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The power to sexually attract whales
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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.
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The power to do nothing.
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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.
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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.
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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.
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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.
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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head
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The Power to bite your own ear.
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The power to start a zombie apocalypse
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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.
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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.
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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.
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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.
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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet
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The power to give yourself a sinus infection
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!