the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!