You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!