The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to have a small penis

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!