The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to breathe

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to see through glass

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!