the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!