The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to only see glass.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!