The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power spite flower

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!