Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to summon earthworms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!