The power to get AIDS.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to catch em all

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The power of exact change

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to have a black president

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!