The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to glow in the dark

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!