the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to not have a power

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!