The power to die at will.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!