the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!