The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to have a small penis

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!