The power to move through light at the speed of time

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to catch em all

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of exact change

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!