The power to burn ashes

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Really bendy thumb

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!