penis

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to hate nature

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The power to go suicide

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!