The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to repel women.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to change your eye color.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Being a freemason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!