I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to die at will

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!