the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to live until you die.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!