the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to die if you think

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!