the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Lactokinesis

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to pee out blue

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!