The power of minding your own business

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!