the power to control your own body movements

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!