- Pointless Super Powers

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The power to kill yourself.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

The power to commit suicide.

The Power to die at will