The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to die at will

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!