the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!