The power of Acid Tears

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to see when the lights are on

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!