- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk through air.

The power to be -100% faster...

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

the power to see the present.

power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

Swiss army teeth.

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to shower naked.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

The power to ride a bike

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to exist

The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to be listened to when noone's around.

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

the ability to lick your own elbow

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

Pointless Super Powers