To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!