The power to do nothing/

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power of exact change

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to look through glass.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!