The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to snore.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Find Waldo

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!